Me: hey….. Did you add more spinach this time??
My bf: no I used the same amount
Me: are you… Sure
(pics related, one is the first time, one is uhhh today)
Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”
And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”
So “Him, it’s just fucking”
Which I think is even more hilarious
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