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ryebreadgf:

i’m hotter than i think i am but i’m also uglier than i think i am. won’t elaborate

magentasnoodle:

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there’s actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Oh my god I just remembered last night’s dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor’s court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn’t force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death

These isekai gimmick stories are getting put of hand

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I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor’s Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !

In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !

I’m so close to 50 lbs!!!!

dreamvisiongirlfriend:

brujacopal:

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u heard him ladies

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

kiefbowl:

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discussing raccoon drama

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my nervous little chicharrón 🥺









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